Mama got this in email long time ago...she wuz cleaning out her email addys and came accross this and thought u all mite like it...hope this works this time!!!!
Where do pets come from?
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."
And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve, and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom, and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
And God said, " I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him
DOG.
And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.And they were comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."And God said, "I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
And Adam and Eve learned humility.And they were greatly improved.
And God was pleased.And Dog was happy.
b safe,
rocky
bear
angel lacylulu!!!
43 comments:
D-O-G: we know what that spells. our mom says that we are the best creatures ever. it's okay if she worships us. hee hee
woofs.
Dogs rock!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
That is great. We always knew dogs were very special...
Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie
That's a great story! I always knew I was special to God!
Hugs, Kodak
Good story, guys!
- Charlie
We love the story. Thank you for sharing.
Love
Boy n Baby
Rocky and Beaw did angel LacyLulu come to tell you that stowy??
We loved it..it makes us feel pwetty wondewful, Mommi says she always knew how special doggies awe, and cthe cats pawt cwacks me up..how twue
love and smoochie kisses
ASTA
DOG = GOD! We should be worshiped man!!!
Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer
We truly enjoyed that story! Thanks, Rocky!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
What a great story. It's too bad that humans can't act like dogs. This world would be a much better place. Thanks, Rocky, Bear and Angel Lacylulu.
Love -
Hershey and Kaci
Oh.. so that's where pet doggies came from. :)
~ Girl girl
Great story. I don't mind being worshipped.
That was absolutely great Rocky!!
When I run up on my mom and surprise her she always says "where did you come from Mack?"
Of course I always say "Heaven"!!!
I love the story too. I always know that I am special. hee...
Thanks for sharing.
Luv
Snowball
Thank you for sharing that......wonderful wonderful wonderful
Deetz
That is a great story. I always wondered where I came from.
Deefor
That's really sweet! Thanks for sharing. Also thanks for the lead on the kiddie pool. Dad is going to stop at Petsmart on his way home from work and see what they have there and if that isn't successful, we'll send him to Family Dollar!
Kat
Thanks for sharing that wonderful story.
ECHO
I just KNEW there was something special about us in the good book. Thanks, guys, for pointing this out.
Now, I also know why my girl calls Merv the evil necessity. She loves him and can't live without him, but she sure doesn't like him sometimes... stinky old catbro of mine!
You guys have a great week.
Goober love & smooches,
Stanley
That was beautiful, Rocky. Thanks for passing it on to everyone.
xox
Chef
I really liked your story! I knew us doggies were special! Thanks for sharing the story!
bye!
Suka
Oh, the Mommy just loves the story of where pets come from....the Mommu says there are many dogs that make life happy for them but only one GOD, who makes all things possible.
Love ya Mona
My mom sent this to me a while back, but it was good to read it again. I'll check into that rough pad problem for dogs and get back to you too.
That's a very interesting story. Me and mommy love it !! Dogs rule.. hehe :)
~Amber
tee hee.
an oldie but goodie.
Love it!
Frasier
Hiya Rocky, Bear, and angel LacyLulu!
Thank you fur sharing that!!
That is such a beautiful story, and the best part is that it is SO true!!
Thanks again!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena
Thank you for the happy barkday wish.....I think my mum is going to let me have some frozen treaties tonight....I cannot wait.
Deetz
Hey Rocky and Bear,
Just wanted to let you know Mom did some research on rough and cracked dog's pads and she posted about it today. Found out some interesting stuff so we're glad you asked.
Abby & Rosie and their kitties
That is what Mom and Dad said. Now we just lick her nose and ears. I think maybe if I lick those ears she will be able to hear.. Of course it hasn't worked with Louie but it is worth a try..
Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
How true is this. We loved the ten commandments also.
Hi Rocky,
That was a great post! Dogs are great, I think so and my Mom and Dad totally agree!
Your pal,
Kirby
That is really a great story! My mom totally agrees because at the darkest point of her life during her miscarriage, she felt that the only one who did not judge her or made any comments was ME! She's grateful that I was just there for her and being my usual cute (*ahem*) self.
Hehehe..that's really funny! Thanks for sharing it here!
I came from my mommy Greta and daddy Porkchop...
Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley
Happy 4th of July weekend. I hope the noise doesn't scare any of you...I don't even like the smoke from the fireworks....makes me fart and run
Deetz
Very cute, thanks for posting this. :)
Love Clover xo
What a wonderful story!
Thank you so much for your condolences regarding the loss of our sweet Emil, we appreciate your coming by!
We know your angel Lacylulu will meet Emil at the bridge and they will be friends!
Karl and Mrs. OZ
thanks for sharing !!
ooooooh.. thanks for sharing.. drop to my blog, so coincidence, i shared something about DOG too..
love
goofy
happy 4th my friend
This is the bestest story I have ever read.
Happy 4th!
We have always loved this story!
You're our special friend, too!
Rudolf & Goofy
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